*grumpy old man voice* get off my lawn
*boy in yard voice* but your milkshakes brought me sir I’m getting mixed signals
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
Best idea ever for those shirts that tend to slide off your shoulders. Sew in a simple clip to attach around your bra.
tHIS IS LIFE CHANGING
Can I has
I HAVE A GREAT NEEEEED
I have now found my home decor for when I move out.
you can’t ALL play lawful evil rogues
Oh my god, I am keeping this quote.
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet