this is why you’re not allowed in the car.
*therapist voice* i feel you
“I’m falling for you.”
“Please for the love of god, don’t, we’re twenty feet in the air.”
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Modern au where James and Sirius are YouTube stars like they don’t know each other but people think they would be be good friends or s/t so they keep getting referred to watch each other’s videos so they do and have this whole extremely public social media friendship that…
Rejected by mother - cared by a golden retriever [via]